Friday, June 24, 2011

Rice Crispy Squares Gourmet

My sister Diane Reyes offers me some rice crispies she had made, and it had cinnamon and candied pecans and cinnamon toast crunch in it. It was the best rice crispy i have ever had!

You can pretty much do anything to rice crispies. Add cocao powder, matcha powder, lavender, sea salt, gravy, anything really!

marshmallows, vanilla extract, rice crispy, pecans, vanilla bean, cimamnon, butter, FUN!
Pop knows what's up! Vanilla Bean, y'all.
saute pecans with a bit of butter and sugar

vanilla bean


melt 1/4c butter with vanilla bean and cinamnon, and 40 plus more marshmallows

do this at low heat

seriously. LOW HEAT. i cannot stress this enough. its the secret to chewiness power.

look at those beautiful specks of vanilla 

i also put in some pure vanilla extract, cuz i like excessiveness


add 6 cups of rice crispies and the pecans. 

butter up your spatula to smooth out the stuff into dishes to prevent sticking


share with your friends so they will like you more.



Let it cool. Eat. Enjoy. Cry. Dance. Smash it with your fist cuz it's too good of a thing to exist. Must destroy all that is good.

Playlist:
Where they wander by The horrorpops
(If your wondering if i want you to) I want you to by Weezer
1985 by Bowling for Soup
The chicken song by AFI
Linoleum by NOFX
You and Your friend by Snake River Conspiracy

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Shepherd's Pie sort of, with a Yorkshire Pudding

Back in highschool, Wednesdays meant shepherd's pie day at the cafeteria. It also meant it was my dad's turn to volunteer at the cafeteria, meaning i could ask him for 3 bucks to get the shepherd's pie. It was a simple yet divine westernized version of the traditional. Thick layer of ground beef and thick layer of freshly mashed potatoes and thick brown gravy. Iv'e tried the traditional style at Irish pubs, and never quite liked it as much. Just how i like some artificial flavorings better than the real thing, like taro, grape, sometimes strawberry. You can't just place real flavours and artificial flavours in the same ballpark. They should be appreciated in their own rights.

So this recipe is basic. I just throw in what i like and what i have. 

if you want to make it exactly how i did, you will need:

  • ground meats (beef. this one i used lean, but if youre on death row, or have a really good work-out regime, then go ahead, spoil yourself and get non lean for extra flavour. you deserve it.)
  • frozen corn
  • the TRINITY
  • lots of garlic
  • seasonings (paprika, cayenne, basil, salt, pepper, garlic powder...)
  • gravy powder or gravy 
  • instant mashed potatoes (i prefer doing real mashed potatoes, and i'll someday post that too, but i just didn't have the time for that. i was too busy staring off into the distance and into the eyes of the devil)
  • potato chips.
  • FUN!


i start off with sauteing the TRINITY and garlic and then add the meat and seasonings. add corn and a bit of gravy powder to thicken the juices towards the end.

After preparing the instant mash, put the meats in a thing, and then mash on top. I like to sprinkle cayenne and paprika on top cuz i like things spicy and colourful. At this point, you can throw chips from a safe distance.

let it sit for awhile.

Wasn't planning on doing this but WHAT THE HELL! YORKSHIRE PUDDING. WHY THE HELL NOT?
just 3 eggs, cup of milk, and cup of flour. i think. throw some butter and or olive oil in baking things (if u have meat fat, even better) throw the baking thing in a 450degree oven til it gets hot. take out of oven, throw in mixture, and throw back into oven and DO NOT OPEN THE OVEN DOOR after til the end.
Turn the kitchen light off and watch the pudding through the oven window. This is more romantic than sitting by a fireplace. I recommend putting into muffin tins or a wider pan. The centre of the pudding was too thick, but the sides were great. I may have used too much oil. But whatever.


Playlist: 

The Wait by The Pretenders
The Funeral  by Band of Horses
and anything by Loreena Mckennitt

Friday, June 17, 2011

Friday, June 3, 2011

Longanisa

This post is LONGANISA. It's delicious. I love it. It makes me eat rice. There are a few brands out there. I decided to try these two. The Bulacan one has MSG. The other one is a product of the USA. WTF? IKR? OMG. IMO. GTFO. STFU. Ok here we go:




Throw onto a skillet and add some water. It's better if you have a non-stick pan. For flavour and mental health reasons.


At this point i like to poke the links with a fork and watch the juices spurt out.

Cook until the water has evaporated and you're left with this sticky mess of caramelized sausage juices. If your into it, cook until slightly charred and black. U can achieve this look by using the nonstick. The bulacan one tasted far superior BTW.

Serve these bad boys with garlic fried rice, fried eggs, tomatoes, n stuff. Or just rice. Man i love life.


Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Nails Blinged Out to the Max!

New set of gel nails. I wanted this design to be loud and obnoxious. I got what I wanted. This time i made sure my left hand was kept short for guitar purposes.








Zabu Chicken POWAR!

Me and the homeboys decided to try out this new Korean fried chicken place on Robson called Zabu Chicken.


Ryan totally knocked over this wooden unit upon entering. it was LOLx90 
this was the hot flavour. it was good but salty.
whole fried chicken. came with msg on the side. i hate white meat, so this kinda blew.

All in all, Meh.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Pin The Sperm on the Egg

My sister is having a baby, so we arranged a gangster themed baby shower. One of the games was the classic baby shower game: Pin the sperm on the egg. You can't buy a uterus at your local party supply store, so i made a painting of one instead. I got the idea from my friend Kelly who made one for our friend Scott and Sara's baby shower and it looked so cool. This is what mine looks like from start to finish. Brace yourselves. 

You will need:

Posterboard any colour (can get this from a dollar store. u can get all u need from a dollar store actually.)
Paint, or felt pens
Picture of a uterus. i used this one
paper (any kind will do. construction paper is good so it's not too flimsy)







Use leftover sperm to stick on Mom To Be's belly.
Baby Mama Drama


Playlist: The Pretty Reckless - Light Me Up album. Soo into this band right now. Been awhile since i've found another good female fronted rock band that inspires me.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Pixies Vancouver 2011


I went to go see the Pixies play at The Orpheum. It was surreal. For so many reasons. It was a treat to watch Joey Santiago play.