This is a review on Sephora's Outrageous Volume Dramatic Volume Mascara.
Don't be fooled by its luxurious turd shaped tube. It was not too expensive ($18, as opposed to the $32 ones that I sometimes get cuz that's how much I love mascara) and it certainly aint a piece of shit.
The bristles are short and not intertwined. I like this cuz to me it means no clumping and more seperating. With lashes separated, it gives you a fuller look.
It can also be used to make your venus flytraps look more sexy and luscious to attract sexist male flies
If you like things to be outrageously LOUD and full of drama, then Sephora's Outrageous Volume Dramatic Volume Mascara because it is outrageous and and it really pumps up the volume. They don't have a waterproof one yet, so i think thats where the drama comes in. It goes well with crying if you want that 90's grunge chick look.
Playlist:
Pump up the Volume by MARRS
1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins
This is a new segment called Azn Snacks. I'm gonna show you guys my favourite azn snacks.
I LOVE these.
They are usually cheap, anywhere from 50cents to 99cents. You can get them from T&T Supermarket or any small grocery store, or the Azn section of some supermarkets.
You are all probably familiar with these shrimp crackers. They are so yummy. They come in huge bags with a ziplock seal for pretty cheap too.
Crispy Chicken tender bites using Azn Snacks Coming soon!
I would like to to take the opportunity to further express how cool i am, and how you too can be almost as cool as me. Did you know that your level of coolness can be measured by your organizational skills?
It started with using shoeboxes to keep my baking stuff together. Then i saw those cute red tool boxes at canadian tire and saw that it wasn't stupid expensive. My coolness kicked in and decided this would be perfect and ultra cool to use for my supplies.
I got the Medium sized one. Right now it holds my Sprinkles, Food Colouring, Dust Powders, Extracts, Lavender, Vanilla Beans, a Slab of Sugar Paste, Palette Knife, Apron, Mini bags for cookies, piping bags, my bakers notebook and a bunch of other stuff.
Another tip for having a cool inventory is buying ingredients when you are far from home. They make a great souvenir for yourself, and when you bake stuff, and tell people about it, you can entice them with the fact that your vanilla came straight from a little store in Puerto Vallarta where you got to try some tequila samples, or that your lavender is from a lavender farm that you visited in Kelowna last summer. It totally ups the value of your baked goods if your ingredients come with a story of travel and adventure.
Here's an example:
Lucky Chap Who Gets To Try My Stuff- "Oh these Earl Grey Cookies are simply divine!"
Me- "I'll have you know, that the earl grey i used in the recipe comes from a hotel i stayed at when i visited Kelowna last summer.It came with the complimentary breakfast. Ahaha!"
LCWGTTMS- "Oh that's wonderful! I love tasting other people's travel and adventure in cookie form!"
So work on your pantry and storage skills, and soon, you too might hear things like "Wow! This tastes better than anything else i've ever tried!"
